Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres
Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,
And here’s the reason why
So I can push you out of bed When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking And it’s creepy and it’s late,
I hand you the torch you see, And you investigate.
Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes It’s you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour Should our Labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me It’s you that has to whack him.
Yes, I’ll marry you, You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty. You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner, Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas, You can cook it every night!
It’s you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track,
And When I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
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Judging by the little snippets you've told us about your daughter's wedding it sounds like it's going to be a wonderful affair, hope all goes well and don't get too stressed!! Lucey x PS I put you a cheque in the post today.
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ReplyDeleteEnjoy the celebrations, I hope the weather is beautiful and the wedding is amazing ! Blessings to the bride and groom.
ReplyDeleteHi Niki.
ReplyDeleteHugs to you and your family, best wishes your girl! ;o))
Greetings, Mary.
(with translator)
enjoy (and wear comfy shoes!!)
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Hope all goes well, i'm sure it will and be an amazing day, really looking forward to seeing the photo's fingers crossed the sun shines too x Love the poem x
ReplyDeleteMaggie xx
Best wishes to you and your family! May it be a fabulous day for everyone!
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Hope all goes well at the wedding, that she has a wonderful day and it's the start of a long and happy life for them.
ReplyDeleteHave the most fantastic time Niki!
ReplyDeleteBest of wishes to the Bride and Groom! :o)
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Hi Mum,
ReplyDeleteHope it all goes well, *try* not to stress too much! I'm sure it will be incredible, and remember on the day itself to have lots of fun!!! :D
I will be thinking of you all over the next week, I really wish I could be there. I will be glued to my laptop in the days following, waiting for photographs!!
Love from Kay xxx
Visiting your blog and meeting you has been a pleasure
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Wishing you all well and hope you enjoy it all hugely!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time Niki & I am so looking forward to reading all about it soon.
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Hope all goes well, have fun!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes x
Wishing you all avery happy wedding! Have a wonderful day, Jane xx
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